My bum is broken. To be more precise the right bum cheek is broken. This is my first official sports injury. I have to say I didn't expect it to be the bum!
Then there's this copycat dude out there whose agenda on how to appear heroic is totally stolen from me. He is Vladimir Putin. I should point out to mr Putin that if I would have policies they would probably totally argue with his ones so maybe this copycat move is a political suicide for him. He has been warned.
example 1: Karate moves
|At least I do some kicking but I have to admit that I only have a yellow belt and in this picture it is just a white one!|
|So he appears to have a black belt. But is this just a marketing stunt? He doesn't even kick. He just does some stretching!|
|I climb higher. Clearly.|
|This just looks pathetic. Someone is helping him and he looks scared.|
|Again I climb higher. I am above the clouds already and I carry my stuff!|
|Someone else clearly carries all his stuff...hmpf|
example 4: hiking by the river
|Yep there I go. Small balancing issues but otherwise all good good.|
|Now this is LOW! Going TOPLESS!!!! Unbelievable celebrity stunt!|